I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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