Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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