So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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