things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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