Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
