I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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