im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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