well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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