1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize