Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
