so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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