it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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