thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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