i don't like sucking hair
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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