i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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