I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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