I murdered the dance floor call the cops
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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