Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
