It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
