the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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