i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Your cock deserves a montage
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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