So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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