he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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