What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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