he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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