im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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