i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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