Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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