i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
