I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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