physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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