Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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