Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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