We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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