Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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