Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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