tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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