Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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