i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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