plz talk dirty to me
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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