Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
pray to the hookup gods
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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