wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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