Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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