we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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