just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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