You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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