You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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