it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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