the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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