It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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