If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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