I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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