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• (630): View more from Illinois

  after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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  so?

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  then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up

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  basic color theory

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  This baby is an asshole

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush

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• (408): View more from California

  YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just gargled with NyQuil

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE

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