I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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