you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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