So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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