My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You dont lie about slip and slides
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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