Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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