Im at strip club and am horny
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
its liver damage thursday
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
